My brain is exhausted.
7 sermons in the last 24 hours that I listened to and 4 hours of vegging in front of a television while Jenny worked on sewing a shirt and there isn't much left my noodle can do anymore.
Couple that with reading 20 some odd golf articles (a magazine with the name of the people who lived here 2 years ago came) and a couple of sports news articles (Beckham got his first American soccer start and first goal today) and i've got nothing to say.
My brain is fried.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
The Stupid Candy Aisle
It was time for dessert. We didn't have any (read: Jenny finished the sherbet without me).
I had $4 in my wallet and a mission. Get the most I could with my money and nothing but junk food.
After careful evaluation of the candy aisle, the cookie aisle, the ice cream aisle, and the little debbie display, I was finally ready.
$1 on sale can of pringles BBQ. $1.39 box of little debbie Zebra Cakes. $1.59 bag of sour patch kids (my favorite candy). I had done it. $3.98 on my $4 budget. It was time for the self check-out aisle.
Total $4.09. What? Ahh, stupid candy aisle comes with a tax. Dangit. "Jenny, get this voided i'll be right back." Another quick run to the candy aisle to pick up a bag of gummy bears to replace the sour patch kids and we re-checked out. $3.98. Yes, victory is mine.
There are no more gummy bears. They didn't make it an hour.
I had $4 in my wallet and a mission. Get the most I could with my money and nothing but junk food.
After careful evaluation of the candy aisle, the cookie aisle, the ice cream aisle, and the little debbie display, I was finally ready.
$1 on sale can of pringles BBQ. $1.39 box of little debbie Zebra Cakes. $1.59 bag of sour patch kids (my favorite candy). I had done it. $3.98 on my $4 budget. It was time for the self check-out aisle.
Total $4.09. What? Ahh, stupid candy aisle comes with a tax. Dangit. "Jenny, get this voided i'll be right back." Another quick run to the candy aisle to pick up a bag of gummy bears to replace the sour patch kids and we re-checked out. $3.98. Yes, victory is mine.
There are no more gummy bears. They didn't make it an hour.
Monday, August 13, 2007
Too Much Air Time
Sometimes, weather men (and women) get too much airtime when a storm is going through. I understand the importance of informing people of the severe weather that is coming through... but I don't know why they feel the need to stay on the air to the point where they are talking nonsense.
Here is the one that put me over the edge tonight.
"This is one of those storms where you want to stay at home. If you are at home, stay there that is the safe place to be. If you are driving in your car, you might want to begin looking for shelter, or return home."
What?..... "If you are driving in your car...." I've never seen a car capable of playing network television. I've seen dvd players, and vcrs, even video game systems, but never have I seen a car watching network television.
I was thankful that Fox, respected the finale that was being shown and at least put people back to their show for 45 seconds to see who won (congratulations Rock on winning Hell's Kitchen).
Otherwise, these weather people get too much airtime.
Here is the one that put me over the edge tonight.
"This is one of those storms where you want to stay at home. If you are at home, stay there that is the safe place to be. If you are driving in your car, you might want to begin looking for shelter, or return home."
What?..... "If you are driving in your car...." I've never seen a car capable of playing network television. I've seen dvd players, and vcrs, even video game systems, but never have I seen a car watching network television.
I was thankful that Fox, respected the finale that was being shown and at least put people back to their show for 45 seconds to see who won (congratulations Rock on winning Hell's Kitchen).
Otherwise, these weather people get too much airtime.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Double Standards
I haven't decided yet what I think about this double standard. I don't know that I really even want it changed, just acknowledged that there is a double standard.
Yesterday, I fed a baby for the first time (my nephew Luke). He was also fed earlier in the day. Here is what caught my eye (or brain, or whatever).
Luke ate, then quickly fell fast asleep, and was encouraged to do both in that quick of a succession, yet whenever I get hungry at 11:00 at night or something, or I begin to cook late at night (read: pop popcorn) I get comments about eating right before sleeping.
There is a double standard. Babies are encouraged to eat and immediately go to sleep, sometimes even to eat while asleep, and adults are often encouraged not to eat "x" hours before going to bed.
It feels wrong to me, and I kinda think we should all be on the baby standard, but haven't researched any health reasons enough yet to know if i stick by changing the standard or not.
Nonetheless, it must be acknowledged as a double standard.
Yesterday, I fed a baby for the first time (my nephew Luke). He was also fed earlier in the day. Here is what caught my eye (or brain, or whatever).
Luke ate, then quickly fell fast asleep, and was encouraged to do both in that quick of a succession, yet whenever I get hungry at 11:00 at night or something, or I begin to cook late at night (read: pop popcorn) I get comments about eating right before sleeping.
There is a double standard. Babies are encouraged to eat and immediately go to sleep, sometimes even to eat while asleep, and adults are often encouraged not to eat "x" hours before going to bed.
It feels wrong to me, and I kinda think we should all be on the baby standard, but haven't researched any health reasons enough yet to know if i stick by changing the standard or not.
Nonetheless, it must be acknowledged as a double standard.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Inquiring Minds Wanted to Know
There is quite a history behind the golfing terms bogey, par, birdie, eagle and albatross. The modern meaning is basically the American use of these words.
Bogey
"Bogey" was the first stroke system, developed in England at the end of the 19th Century. The full history is given in Robert Browning's History of Golf 1955.
In 1890 Mr Hugh Rotherham Secretary of the Coventry Golf Club conceived the idea of standardising the number of shots at each hole that a good golfer should take, which he called the 'ground score.' Dr Browne, Secretary of the Great Yarmouth Club, adopted the idea, and, with the assent of the club's golfers, this style of competition was introduced there for use in match play. During one competition Mr CA Wellman (possibly Major Charles Wellman) exclaimed to Dr Browne that, "This player of yours is a regular Bogey man". This was probably a reference to the eponymous subject of an Edwardian music hall song "Hush! Hush! Hush! Here Comes the Bogey Man", which was popular at that time. So at Yarmouth and elsewhere the ground score became known as the Bogey score.
A 'bogle' was a Scottish goblin as far back as the 16th Century and a Bogey-man was a widely used term for a goblin or devil. Golfers of the time considered they were playing a Mister Bogey when measuring themselves against the bogey score.
In 1892, Colonel Seely-Vidal, the Hon Secretary of the United Services Club at Gosport, also worked out the 'Bogey' for his course. The United Club was a services club and all the members had a military rank. They could not measure themselves against a 'Mister' Bogey or have him as a member, so 'he' was given the honorary rank of Colonel. Thus the term 'Colonel Bogey' was born. Bogey competitions are still played at many clubs.
Later Bogey was used as the term of one above Par (See history of Par below).
Par
Par is derived from the stock exchange term that a stock may be above or below its normal or 'par' figure. In 1870, Mr AH Doleman, a golf writer, asked the golf professionals David Strath and James Anderson, what score would win 'The Belt', then the winning trophy for 'The Open', at Prestwick, where it was first held annually from 1861 to 1870. Strath and Anderson said that perfect play should produce a score of 49 for Prestwick's twelve holes. Mr Doleman called this Par for Prestwick and subsequently Young Tom Morris won with a score of two strokes 'over Par' for the three rounds of 36 holes.
Although the first noted use of the word "Par" in golf was in Britain and predates that of Bogey, today's rating system does not and the Par standard was not further developed until later. It was the American Women's golf association, who, from 1893, began to develop a national handicapping system for women. It was largely in place by the end of the Century. The Men's association, founded in 1894, followed suit a few As golf developed, scores were coming down, but many old British courses did not adjust their courses or their Bogey scores, which meant good golfers and all the professionals were achieving lower than a Bogey score. This meant the US had an up-to-date national standard of distances for holes, while the British Bogey ratings were determined by each club and were no longer appropriate for professionals. The Americans began referring to one over Par as a Bogey, much to the British chagrin.
By 1914, British golf magazines were agitating for a ratings system similar to the US. However the Great War 1914-18 intervened and it was not until 1925 that a Golf Unions' Joint Advisory Committee of the British Isles was formed to assign Standard Scratch Scores (SSS), to golf courses in Great Britain and Ireland. Today, this committee is known as the Council of National Golf Unions (CONGU). It is the Golf Unions of each country (and not the Royal and Ancient) who determine Pars and Handicapping.
Birdie
In common with others, the Historical Dictionary of Golfing Terms (1993) believes that "Birdie", meaning a score of one stroke under Par on a given hole comes from the 19th century American slang term "bird", meaning anything excellent.
The Country Club in Atlantic City lay claim to the first use, as mentioned on the USGA website. In 1962 the US greenkeepers' magazine reported a conversation with Ab Smith. He recounted that, in 1898/9, he and his brother, William P Smith, and their friend, George A Crump, who later built Pine Valley, were playing the par-four second hole at Atlantic City, when Ab Smith's second shot went within inches of the hole. Smith said "That was a bird of shot" and claimed he should get double money if he won with one under par, which was agreed. He duly holed his putt to win with one under par and the three of them thereafter referred to such a score as a "birdie". The Atlantic City Club date the event to 1903.
Whether this claim is an exaggeration or not, the word Birdie is certainly derived from the American vox pop term 'a bird of a score' and hence a Birdie.
Eagle
"Eagle", a score of two under par for a given hole, was clearly the extension of the theme of birds for good scores from a "Birdie" (see above). It would be natural for American golfers to think of the Eagle, which is their national symbol. A score of two under Par is, in some ways, a 'big birdie' and an Eagle is a big bird. Ab Smith said that his group referred to two under as an 'eagle'.
Albatross
From there, the 'bird' theme continued. Three under Par is a very rare score and an Albatross is a very rare bird, and now three under Par is generally referred to an "Albatross". However nobody knows exactly when the term was coined and it appears to be quite recent. At late as the 8th April 1935, a day after making an albatross on the par-5 15th hole at Augusta in the Masters, Gene Sarazen referred to his shot as a "dodo". Ab Smith said his group used the phrase 'double eagle' for three under.
Double and Triple Bogeys
So far no particular terms for 2 or 3 or more over Par have become standard. They are just double and triple Bogeys. Some golfers use the term Buzzard for a double Bogey and some use terms from bingo for particular numbers. For example, an eight is a 'Snowman' because of their common shape. In a Stableford, a null score (two over net Par) is sometimes called a 'Blob', because of the visual similarities. Depending upon how good you are, anything over 7, 8 or 9 will be a 'Blow-up' or a 'Disaster'. However, none of these have yet become recognised terms.
It seems clear that golfing terms came into popular use in much the same way new words are being invented and used on the Internet. If they sound good, people start using them. What we do not hear about are the terms that never made it because they did not catch on. Only the future will tell which of the terms we invent will still be being used in a hundred years time.
Bogey
"Bogey" was the first stroke system, developed in England at the end of the 19th Century. The full history is given in Robert Browning's History of Golf 1955.
In 1890 Mr Hugh Rotherham Secretary of the Coventry Golf Club conceived the idea of standardising the number of shots at each hole that a good golfer should take, which he called the 'ground score.' Dr Browne, Secretary of the Great Yarmouth Club, adopted the idea, and, with the assent of the club's golfers, this style of competition was introduced there for use in match play. During one competition Mr CA Wellman (possibly Major Charles Wellman) exclaimed to Dr Browne that, "This player of yours is a regular Bogey man". This was probably a reference to the eponymous subject of an Edwardian music hall song "Hush! Hush! Hush! Here Comes the Bogey Man", which was popular at that time. So at Yarmouth and elsewhere the ground score became known as the Bogey score.
A 'bogle' was a Scottish goblin as far back as the 16th Century and a Bogey-man was a widely used term for a goblin or devil. Golfers of the time considered they were playing a Mister Bogey when measuring themselves against the bogey score.
In 1892, Colonel Seely-Vidal, the Hon Secretary of the United Services Club at Gosport, also worked out the 'Bogey' for his course. The United Club was a services club and all the members had a military rank. They could not measure themselves against a 'Mister' Bogey or have him as a member, so 'he' was given the honorary rank of Colonel. Thus the term 'Colonel Bogey' was born. Bogey competitions are still played at many clubs.
Later Bogey was used as the term of one above Par (See history of Par below).
Par
Par is derived from the stock exchange term that a stock may be above or below its normal or 'par' figure. In 1870, Mr AH Doleman, a golf writer, asked the golf professionals David Strath and James Anderson, what score would win 'The Belt', then the winning trophy for 'The Open', at Prestwick, where it was first held annually from 1861 to 1870. Strath and Anderson said that perfect play should produce a score of 49 for Prestwick's twelve holes. Mr Doleman called this Par for Prestwick and subsequently Young Tom Morris won with a score of two strokes 'over Par' for the three rounds of 36 holes.
Although the first noted use of the word "Par" in golf was in Britain and predates that of Bogey, today's rating system does not and the Par standard was not further developed until later. It was the American Women's golf association, who, from 1893, began to develop a national handicapping system for women. It was largely in place by the end of the Century. The Men's association, founded in 1894, followed suit a few As golf developed, scores were coming down, but many old British courses did not adjust their courses or their Bogey scores, which meant good golfers and all the professionals were achieving lower than a Bogey score. This meant the US had an up-to-date national standard of distances for holes, while the British Bogey ratings were determined by each club and were no longer appropriate for professionals. The Americans began referring to one over Par as a Bogey, much to the British chagrin.
By 1914, British golf magazines were agitating for a ratings system similar to the US. However the Great War 1914-18 intervened and it was not until 1925 that a Golf Unions' Joint Advisory Committee of the British Isles was formed to assign Standard Scratch Scores (SSS), to golf courses in Great Britain and Ireland. Today, this committee is known as the Council of National Golf Unions (CONGU). It is the Golf Unions of each country (and not the Royal and Ancient) who determine Pars and Handicapping.
Birdie
In common with others, the Historical Dictionary of Golfing Terms (1993) believes that "Birdie", meaning a score of one stroke under Par on a given hole comes from the 19th century American slang term "bird", meaning anything excellent.
The Country Club in Atlantic City lay claim to the first use, as mentioned on the USGA website. In 1962 the US greenkeepers' magazine reported a conversation with Ab Smith. He recounted that, in 1898/9, he and his brother, William P Smith, and their friend, George A Crump, who later built Pine Valley, were playing the par-four second hole at Atlantic City, when Ab Smith's second shot went within inches of the hole. Smith said "That was a bird of shot" and claimed he should get double money if he won with one under par, which was agreed. He duly holed his putt to win with one under par and the three of them thereafter referred to such a score as a "birdie". The Atlantic City Club date the event to 1903.
Whether this claim is an exaggeration or not, the word Birdie is certainly derived from the American vox pop term 'a bird of a score' and hence a Birdie.
Eagle
"Eagle", a score of two under par for a given hole, was clearly the extension of the theme of birds for good scores from a "Birdie" (see above). It would be natural for American golfers to think of the Eagle, which is their national symbol. A score of two under Par is, in some ways, a 'big birdie' and an Eagle is a big bird. Ab Smith said that his group referred to two under as an 'eagle'.
Albatross
From there, the 'bird' theme continued. Three under Par is a very rare score and an Albatross is a very rare bird, and now three under Par is generally referred to an "Albatross". However nobody knows exactly when the term was coined and it appears to be quite recent. At late as the 8th April 1935, a day after making an albatross on the par-5 15th hole at Augusta in the Masters, Gene Sarazen referred to his shot as a "dodo". Ab Smith said his group used the phrase 'double eagle' for three under.
Double and Triple Bogeys
So far no particular terms for 2 or 3 or more over Par have become standard. They are just double and triple Bogeys. Some golfers use the term Buzzard for a double Bogey and some use terms from bingo for particular numbers. For example, an eight is a 'Snowman' because of their common shape. In a Stableford, a null score (two over net Par) is sometimes called a 'Blob', because of the visual similarities. Depending upon how good you are, anything over 7, 8 or 9 will be a 'Blow-up' or a 'Disaster'. However, none of these have yet become recognised terms.
It seems clear that golfing terms came into popular use in much the same way new words are being invented and used on the Internet. If they sound good, people start using them. What we do not hear about are the terms that never made it because they did not catch on. Only the future will tell which of the terms we invent will still be being used in a hundred years time.
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