Monday, July 14, 2008

I Lost One

My grilling adventures of the summer took a fatal turn today.

I lost a burger between the grill spokes.

It was the first, and hopefully only grilling casualty of the season. I celebrated by eating some of his brothers, and adding their cousin corn to the mix.

After the meal, I removed the body from the scene and buried it.

His "cremains" now rest in my trashcan.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know you wanted to you the word cremains at least once a day for a week. Have you come up with other creative ways to use it?

 

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