Dry Lips

As Jenny was readying herself for bed tonight, she had dry lips and wanted some chapstick for them.  She asked if I was going to the bathroom soon, but I told her I was going to be reading a chapter from a book first.

She said she would be awake when I was finished because "I read fast." 

So I pointed out that she had fallen asleep before I finished reading a chapter the night before.

I don't know if she was joking or not, but the next words were "then read it out loud to me."

So I did.  Now my lips are dry.

Unfortunately, we can't make this a contest of stubbornness though, because I am the only one that needs to pee.