Rebelious Vegetable Blog

Jenny will not appreciate that I chose to blog about this topic. She is afraid of how often I'll refer to this line of thinking in the future.

We were driving to church this morning. I was waking myself up with a Pepsi and I started to progress through some thoughts.

How do they make corn syrup? Does it come from corn? What about corn starch?

How many steps does it take for something not to be "from corn" anymore?

My Pepsi has corn syrup in it, does that make it a vegetable?

She did not like this line of logic. It did not lead to a healthy result in her mind. I disagreed. It was the most exciting result to come to.

I'll try not to torment her with this line of logic in the future, but if anyone wants to tell me how much corn remains in corn syrup, i'd appreciate it.