Not a Good Babysitter

Every once in a while I wonder what I would look like if my appearance were different. The only times I get to actually see some of these things is when I haven't shaved for a while. Most times when this happens, I experiment with some weird form of facial hair while I'm shaving just to show it to my wife and myself.



These are often humorous and creepy looks.



The one below I have labeled "Don't let me around your children!"



With just a mustache I don't look right. I don't know how Magnum P.I. does it.

I've never felt so unattractive, and don't worry, its gone!