Doctor's Permission

My father had a doctor's appointment today. It was one that required he bring a driver with him as the medication they would give him would require someone else to drive him home. I got to be that driver.

My favorite part of the day was after the procedure was done when the doctor's were telling him what to expect and what was an appropriate response to what they had done. They told him this...

"You have my permission to fart all day long."

Is there anything better to hear ever? Don't hold it in. Tell your family, wife, co-workers, anybody that the doctor's orders are for you to fart all day.

My dad had the appropriate guy response as we were leaving the lobby.

"I just hope I get to take advantage of it with a couple real loud ones."

I can attest, that yes, he did get to take advantage of it.