Caveman Tactics

Starting 10 hours from now or so, I need to relearn how to fend for myself. My wife is leaving me for a little over a week to go on a missions trip to Mississippi. I'll be at home alone. There aren't enough hot dogs to get me through a week, so I'll have to remember how to use appliances besides the microwave.

If in a week, I look dirty, unshaved, unkempt, and stink, I think you'll all know why. She truly does make me better with her presence, and not just I, but you will all notice those differences within just a week.

Next time you see her, thank her for all she does for me, and how she makes me better than I am without her.

On another note, if you are bored within the next week, give me a call, my evenings are free.